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Survey says: Focus on public safety matters, avoid the banana peels


November 28, 2019

Dear Editor

So, I’m sitting here staring at my computer screen, deleting emails I don’t understand. All of a sudden, I come across one from the City of Creswell. It seems they have hired a monkey to see how much I am willing to pay for Sheriff deputies for our city.

I don’t know how much I am willing to pay for a deputy. If I don’t need one right away, probably not much. If I urgently need one, a lot I suppose. Here is what I told the monkey:

Let us hire whatever number of deputies we need to keep us feeling secure. With the help of these deputies, we develop a “Volunteer Patrol....

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